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20 Things Mentioned in Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy,” Ranked by Fanciness

20. Bolding text - "I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold"

Wow, you know how to use a word processor. Big deal—I can do italics.

19. Throwing change at people - "I been working, I’m up here with change to throw"

It’s the coins with the lowest denominations that hurt the worst. And I would know—can barely see what I’m typing thanks to that Eisenhower I took to my left peeper.

18. Shopping online - "Swagger on super, I can’t shop at no department" 

Over 75% of my Beanie Baby collection was purchased online. You can do better than that, Iggy.

17. Ordering a glass of Ace champagne, a glass of Grey Goose vodka, and a glass of Cristal champagne - "Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris"

Three drinks? That’s it? Hope you don’t mind being sober by lunchtime.

16. Messing with the thermostat - "Yeah, keep on turning it up"

What? You don’t have a sweater?

15. Teaching physics - "I can hold it down, like I’m giving lessons in physics"

I dated my physics teacher in high school, so believe me, they’re not doing that well. Good benefits though.   

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20 Things Mentioned in Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy,” Ranked by Fanciness

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whitebeltwriter:

WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL QUALITY

ELSA-VISION

THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING FROZEN POST I WILL EVER REBLOG BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT WHOMEVER MADE THESE GIFS SOLD THEIR SOUL TO SATAN

THIS LOOKS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE WH AT

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